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Tuesday, February 24, 2009

An Open Letter...

Dear Nair,

I have been very disappointed by your products in recent months. I have tried to remove various hairs on my face in areas I would not like to speak of at this time. However, your products continue to fail me at every chance I have given them. Directions are followed closely, pain is endured and sometimes blood is involved. That might have been a bit much, but I'm just keepin' it real, Nair.
End result? Hair still there. Barely any removal at all.
I'd like to think that I only have a TINY ITSY BITSY bit of hair that even needs removal in the first place, at my young age of 34 years (ahem...35 in 3 weeks). Even still, these very minimal hairs do not go away as promised.
Nair - what is your story?

Sincerely, A concerned, frustrated, hairy citizen.


At 2:28 PM, Blogger k said...


As a bit of a hairy gal with strong German descent, I am down with your agony. Nair has failed me many a time as well.

I switched teams and am now a fan of Sally Hansen hair removal products. They step up where Nair disappoints.

At 2:31 PM, Blogger MLDB said...

Dear Sarah,
Please do not take the same route as one of our other customers. Michele attempted to use Nair as shaving cream and followed with her razor in a sensitive area. She is still not the same.

Best Regards,
Nair Management (who are clearly all men)

At 7:16 PM, Blogger meg said...

We need to talk about this. haha

At 7:16 PM, Blogger meg said...

We need to talk about this. haha

At 8:40 PM, Blogger Megz said...

Hahaha...I actually saw an ad for Nair while on the machine today at the MAC...and thought to myself, "does anyone actually still use that stuff?!?"...and then went on to thinking about more important things, like Chris Martin naked.

Anyway, love that you put this shit on your face.
You are hilarious...and unceasing in your comedy.

At 8:50 PM, Blogger Stephanie said...

I love that this - THIS! - gets six comments. Clearly we all have our priorities totally straight.

At 1:24 PM, Blogger amanda said...

I can't believe you put it on your face. Did the chemical smell knock you out? The best part is I actually use the stuff and like it. Go figure. haha!

and MLDB... that is soooo you. haha!!


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