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Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Dear Chicken...

Dear Chicken,
You creep my out. And no matter how much I try to pretend you don't, you really, really do. I don't enjoy cooking you, touching you raw or seeing anything suspect in you. If I bite into something odd...I officially am "off the chicken" for a long, long time. I have started cooking in the crock pot so all I have to do is touch your frozen breast and drop you in the crock until dinnertime. Even still, you give me the willies. Yesterday, I had to pull apart two breasts that were stuck together by some sort of...tendon...and now I am all set for a good month at least.
Chicken, you are just creepy.
p.s. Pass me a Gardenburger.


At 2:12 PM, Blogger k said...

I feel the same way about chicken!

I absolutely refuse to eat any sort of chicken on the bone--wierd-o viens and tendony grossness. And! Will so NOT touch anything remotely uncooked. Heeby.

At 2:43 PM, Blogger amanda said...

Me too, Me too!! And that commercial where the lady is wiping down the counters with a piece of raw chicken... BLAGH!!! Talk about heeby-jeebies. Yuck.

At 5:45 PM, Blogger petite gourmand said...

not to gross you out any further...but check this out...
Um pass me the tofu.
(or organic chicken at the very least)

At 7:34 PM, Blogger Stephanie said...

Hilarious! I can touch it, but I try not to, and I must wash my hands with scalding water for 45 minutes afterwards.

At 8:11 PM, Blogger Megz said... this post. And if you didn't already post about it, I'd be surprised!
It's one of the first things I learned about you, Ms. Cavanaugh...remember our PLG cooking class--in our honeymoon phase?
But SO remember you being skeeved by the chicken.
Me? Not so much.
But that may be because I grew up poking the eyes out of fish after my dad caught them...yeah...I'm classy.


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