A Question For the Ages...

We are watching Sesame Street, and there is a skit where Aaron Neville and Ernie are singing "I Don't Want to Live on The Moon."

Lucy asks, "Why is he wearing earrings?"
I tell her sometimes boys wear earrings for decoration.
"WHHHYYY??"
I know it, Luce...sometimes things just don't make sense in this world....

What I didn't mention were the other pending and obvious Aaron Neville questions I've had since his hit duet with Linda Rondstadt, "I Don't Know Much":
"What's with his creepy high voice?"
"What's with the large mole on his forehead I can't stop staring at?"
"Since you don't live in France, when do you stop wearing berets on a daily basis?"
"Is he wearing a purple robe while singing to Ernie?"
"Why is this guy rich and I'm not??"