Can Cool Whip be a Food Group?

I have the biggest secret addiction. Cool Whip..generic, the real deal, light, regular, you name it. I am mowing on it...24/7....I can seriously get through a jumbo container in 2-3 days. I dip random things in it. I eat it with a spoon. I am psycho about Cool Whip. It must be in my house at all times. I will pack up two children just to go on a Cool Whip run. I will pretend I need milk and bread but secretly it is all about the Cool Whip. This has been the case since I was preggo with Tommy and thought my "Snack Pack" pudding dessert was a better evening snack than ice cream. Of course, then I piled up 3 spoonfuls of Cool Whip to it so that sort of defeated the purpose. Any way - Cool Whip freakin' rules.